So the world was supposed to be ending today huh? (Author Unknown But Funny As Heck!!!)

Posted: December 21, 2012 in Articles
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So the world was supposed to be ending today huh? That’s bad. I never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, where I can find the Yellow Brick Road, why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps, where’s the beef was, who shot J.R, how did a zebra has stripes, why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”, why women can’t put on mascara with their …mouth closed, why “abbreviated” is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? Also realized that the Hokey Pokey is NOT what it’s all about AND that “jumbo shrimp” is clearly an oxymoron! And just what is Victoria’s secret? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions……and do you really think I am this witty ????, because I actually stole this from a friend, who stole from a friend , who stole from a friend , who stole from for a friend , who stole from a friend …LOL!!!
 
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